y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
