Dual....:-)
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i dont even know how to be here
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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