After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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