So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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