Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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