Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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