He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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