Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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