i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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