with your own penis?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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