if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Even my vagina gasped.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wear drunk well.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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