Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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