The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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