She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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