just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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