i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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