either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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