That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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