It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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