so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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