If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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