She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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