Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
