I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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