OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
