I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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