I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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