you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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