YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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