it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My pussy is not your playground.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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