she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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