Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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