I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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