I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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