I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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