Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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