Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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