woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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