ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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