Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
one might say we're banned from that church
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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