I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I cut my penus on the lid.
This house was built for laser tag.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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