Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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