well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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