she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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