Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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