Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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