I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Is it because I queefed?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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