His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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