Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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