i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
How's work?
Spinning.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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