Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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