Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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