Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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