Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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