How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Watching her eat just hurts me
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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